So she developed a split second interest in mynahs today. For a while she was heading towards them, then she got distracted by the grass. So what’s new.

*Phone rings.*

Mr P: I’m coming back now, where are you?

*Dog starts to pluck nonchalantly at the grass.*

me: I’m walking the dog… She’s eating grass.

Mr P: Quick stop her!

me: *looks at my one hand holding the leash and the other hand holding the phone* I can’t. We’re surrounded by grass.

Mr P: *Sigh* That’s why you should stick to the path. Pull the leash.

me: But I don’t want to hurt her neck… I’m sticking my thumb in her mouth… She’s going to chew it off any minute now.

Hare-brained. I know.

So anyway why does Donna eat grass? I stumbled on this video which tries to explain why dogs eat grass.

So I guess, Donna is either bored or she just enjoys eating grass on occasion. I’m not sure if the grass in the park is safe, so I’d rather she goes home and eat carrots or something.